so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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