matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
