You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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