a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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