why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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