okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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