it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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