just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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