she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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