yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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