so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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