I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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