I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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