so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The air was thick with penises
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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