I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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