My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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