we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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