How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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