porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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