She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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