He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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