"it" just moved
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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