I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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