it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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