What did we do last night that was yellow?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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