The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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