Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
How external is "for external use only"?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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