i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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