I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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