trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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