it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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