We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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