You're completely useless in the revolution.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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