is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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