no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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