I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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