i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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