Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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