How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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