that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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