Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
how does that bad decision feel?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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