i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
please come you make the beer taste better
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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