I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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