The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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