? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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