I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
