Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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