like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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