You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Hippo gnu deer
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?