Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me

(1-313): View more from Michigan

restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch

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(804): View more from Virginia

ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"

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(973): View more from New Jersey

All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women

(319): View more from Iowa

I wish I had your problem

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .

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(317): View more from Indiana

How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day

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(631): View more from New York

I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.

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