Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA

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(480): View more from Arizona

Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.

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(770): View more from Georgia

If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.

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(314): View more from Missouri

also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!

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(503): View more from Oregon

Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?

(1-503): View more from Oregon

Alcohol

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting

(410): View more from Maryland

You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.

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