I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.