So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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