He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
