We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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