the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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