look no pants
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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