So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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