did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Damn victory sex feels great
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